Barns are red because a dude named Jared thought it was funny to comment on a YouTube video's "first" or "anyone watching this is 2018?". and was hunted down by the mafia for 24+ years of his midlife crisis years. He eventually ended up in an old farm living in a old barn. The barn was white as tropical sand and its where he spent most of his elderly years. One day he found a job offer on craigslist on a company who sells dog food, he decided to give it a try and it ended up being the mafia. That's when he realized he needs to change his identity, but he liked his named and the way he looked and couldn't afford to move. But he had a life time supply of red paint from selling counterfeit apples. He decided to paint his barn red so the mafia would go to the barn next door which happened to be white as well. He then was safe for the rest of his life. Until the government caught him for tax fraud they were like "that's a nice barn, let make one of our own.." and the red barn trend originated.
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